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I don't know about you, but I have a hard time coming up with meaningful Birthday gifts. Once I get past handkerchiefs, ties, socks and perfume I'm dead in the water. I mean, how do you really know what someone wants? If most of us admitted what we really want - a lava light shaped like a football or a new Chia Pet or "The Clapper"- folks wouldn't believe us anyway. So what I decided to do, in my inimitable fashion, was to create the incomparable gift for that special someone on your shopping list. Something that the discerning shopper can give to that "person who has everything" without fear of being one-upped. Announcing . . . The Dr. B Yes, just picture the squeals of delight from you loved ones as they rip open the package to find that special, thoughtful gift. Just imagine all the time and money they'll save by doing their own endodontics right there in the privacy of their own home. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Think how proud they'll be as they amaze their friends and acquaintances at cook-outs and cocktail parties with their tales of hair-breadth escapes from abscessed molars. The DR. B DO IT YOURSELF ROOT CANAL KIT comes with all the goodies you need to get right down to business. It comes complete with assorted drill bits, a chain drive hand crank, hypodermic syringe and enough novocaine carpules for three (3) fun root canals. There's also a starter kit of Slo Pokes and jelly beans for those who can't wait for a cavity to act up. The deluxe model comes with a handy electric drill that revs up to an incredible 500 r.p.m. (requires 4 "C" batteries, not included).
The DO IT YOURSELF ROOT CANAL KIT is normally priced at $550. But for a limited time as part of the Internet marketing program, you can get yours for the incredible price of $19.95! |
Here's some of what you'll get:
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